D: Mum, i learnt all about the Olive War today
Me: really??? i’ve not heard of that, tell me about it
D: it was in france.
Me: okaay, and?
D: it was about saying goodbye.
Me: ….thinks for a moment…. Daisy did you learn French today?
D: yep, i just told you that.
Me: so you learnt that ‘au revoir’ means goodbye huh?
D: YES! I JUST TOLD YOU!
Me: brilliant stuff. Keep up the good work (my head hurts)