bum to that….

we are sat having a drink in the house.

daisy with a screwed up face : mum, i have an anal scratch…

me spitting out my drink: WHAT?

daisy: here *sratches her butt cheek* i have an anal scratch

me: daisy what does anal mean?

daisy: something annoying on your bum

me: errrrr not quite darling….not quite.   an anal scratch would mean your itchy where the poo comes out.

daisy: oh……well i have an almost anal scratch.

me: *head/palm*

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