we are sat having a drink in the house.
daisy with a screwed up face : mum, i have an anal scratch…
me spitting out my drink: WHAT?
daisy: here *sratches her butt cheek* i have an anal scratch
me: daisy what does anal mean?
daisy: something annoying on your bum
me: errrrr not quite darling….not quite. an anal scratch would mean your itchy where the poo comes out.
daisy: oh……well i have an almost anal scratch.