Daisy – after kickboxing “mum im entering the next competition”. me-“daisy you havent trained hard enough yet,you havent taken a hard smack so you wont know what it feels like yet”. she said “for god sake mum, dad says im well ready,” me -“ok. try on my topten headguard and feetguards for size”, she reaches into my kit bag and gets a papercut and has been screaming for approx 10 mins straight. tut.