On the way home after a day at school.
Xavier: mummy let’s play a rhyming game. You say a word and I say a word that rhymes with it.
Me: ok. My word for you to rhyme is Hand
Me: try again matey..
Xavier: no it’s a word! That Spanish man came into school today and taught us that Vand is Spanish for ‘tennis’.
Me: X…. Did you just make that up?
X: yes. I dont know a word that rhymes then.