Breathe in….breathe out.

 

 

Sat at the dinner table eating dinner

Xavier (looking puzzled): mummy my bums breathing
Me(nearly choking): what??
Daisy (laughing her head of): whhhhaaaat??
Xavier: yeah like this (does a whistle type motion)

Turns out it’s just a silent but deadly fart.

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