xavier:  Mum, I want to buy one of those eye cankles.

*makes a cirlce around his eye with his fingers*

Me: Do you mean a monocle?

Xavier: Yes, that.

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Coming out to play

Xavier (6): Mum, y’know what? I was born to be gay, Being gay is my destiny

—If this IS my son coming out, i think this is the best coming out EVER!Image