Xavier: mum? Who’s Mississippi?
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xavier: Mum, I want to buy one of those eye cankles.
*makes a cirlce around his eye with his fingers*
Me: Do you mean a monocle?
Xavier: Yes, that.
waking up daisy part III
So i go into daisys room to wake her up at 7am as usual.
me; daisy…..time to wake up.
daisy shouting ; ahhhhh ive got pointy legs.
will the randomness ever end….
Whilst watching the Great British Bake Off…..
Daisy; Mum do you think Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood are friends with benefits?
technical wizardry
Xavier : Mum, how can I make my ipod charge more quickly?
Me: turn the light off and it will use less battery when it charges
—-It was at this point Xavier got off the chair and turned living room light out—-
*face/palm*
Coming out to play
Xavier (6): Mum, y’know what? I was born to be gay, Being gay is my destiny
—If this IS my son coming out, i think this is the best coming out EVER!
The language of Xavier and Daisy 