Xavier: mum? Who’s Mississippi?
xavier: Mum, I want to buy one of those eye cankles.
*makes a cirlce around his eye with his fingers*
Me: Do you mean a monocle?
Xavier: Yes, that.
So i go into daisys room to wake her up at 7am as usual.
me; daisy…..time to wake up.
daisy shouting ; ahhhhh ive got pointy legs.
will the randomness ever end….
Whilst watching the Great British Bake Off…..
Daisy; Mum do you think Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood are friends with benefits?
Xavier : Mum, how can I make my ipod charge more quickly?
Me: turn the light off and it will use less battery when it charges
—-It was at this point Xavier got off the chair and turned living room light out—-
Xavier: mum, I just ate a caterpillar. It tasted alright.
Xavier (6): Mum, is there any beer in the fridge?
Me: yep, there’s one still from Christmas I think… why?
Xavier: errrr….Cos im thirsty.
Me: back up brother.