age aint nothin but a number…

So….Xavier changes his career choice on a weekly basis.  In making sure I kept up with this weeks choices I asked him his current preference.

Me: So X….what would you like to be when you get older?

Xavier: 35.

 

 

 

sweet dreams

Just tucked Xavier (6) into bed

Me:   nunight babe * kissed him on head*
Xavier:  see you on the dark side

Wake up call. roger that.

7am.

Xavier screams from the bathroom:  MUUUUUUM COME QUICK !!!  MY WEE SOUNDS LIKE A PLANE AND A HELICOPTER!!!

Spooktacular

 

 

Day: halloween   you know that old saying…trick or treat, penny or sweet give us something good to eat.  well….sometimes it just doesnt stick.

Xavier:  Trick or treat, penny or sweet, give us something nice.

Bear with me…..

7:20am

Me: Daisy, come on…ive called you twice to get up already. its time to get
out of bed

Daisy: FLIPPIN HECK !!    IM DREAMING ABOUT A BEAR – IM NEARLY FINISHED!

X put his foot in it…

So it turns out Xavier has a foot size exactly one inch less than the distance between the two back wheels on his scooter.

iiiiiiinnnnndddyyyy

So, the new series of the Xfactor has started again and one of Daisys fave pastimes is to cuddle up and watch this together.

Some Welsh bloke in his fifties/sixties with dyed black hair, spray tan and dodgy leather coat starts to chat to the camera pre audition.  I might add at this point that Daisy CANNOT help herself but talk over everyword.

Daisy: he looks like he’s gonna sing some India Jones.

***cue Tom Jones audition.

Brain power

Waking up sat morning during morning cuddles with xavier.

Xavier: mummy, what is inside your head?

Me: I brain I hope xavier.

Xavier: nope! You got a carrot instead.

Mornin!

Once again I have awoken with a monster truck indent in my face courtesy of Xavier.

Don’t mess with a Wakistani.

I overhear the kids playing Goodies and Baddies in Xaviers room. For some reason Xavier is speaking with a downtown New York accent and Daisy is speaking a Welsh/Pakistan hybrid accent.  Xavier is dishing out so many orders daisy doesnt know if she is coming or going.  Xavier is getting louder and louder.  The whole time Daisy has been so patient and quiet.  then out of nowhere in a demonesque voice comes….

Daisy: UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE GATES OF HELL – BACK DOWN BROTHER X!