eh?

driving home with Xavier in the car.

Xavier:    Mummy, I love riding my bike.

Me:  I know you do baby, but HOW much do like riding your bike  🙂  ?

Xavier:  24.

me: eh?

Tantrum the best way – quick and silent. If only they were all like this.

smooth as a babys bum….

Tonight as i was putting daisy to bed….

daisy:  mum? have you ever had buttocks on your face

me: whatttt????

daisy: buttocks. have you ever had it done?

*got it*

me: you mean botox?

daisy: yeah

me: no dais.

spot the difference….

Daisy was in her room getting changed for bedtime.

Daisy in very excited tones: Muuuuuuum?

Me: yes?

Daisy: Ive grown a third nipple!

I go up to have a look and sigh heavily.

Me: its zit daisy.

Thankyou…..I’m here all week….

My life for almost an entire day so far(and I really do mean every little bit), has been narrated via Daisy with a microne and amplifier.

…….”mother typed”

Dance off…

Every now and again we whack on the music really loud and have a boogy.

this was one of those times but i forget kids take things so literal at times.

This is Xavier following my instruction to ‘make shapes’

face off…

Daisy was having abit of a cheeky moment and pulled a face that i can only describe as abit arrogant. As she was stropping out of the room i said “,you can take that smug face off as well..”

she came back after a few seconds and said “what about this one?” with xaviers lunchbox and looking like this and rendering the argument immediatley over due to having me in stiches. >>>>

Made of tuff stuff

Daisy – after kickboxing “mum im entering the next competition”. me-“daisy you havent trained hard enough yet,you havent taken a hard smack so you wont know what it feels like yet”. she said “for god sake mum, dad says im well ready,” me -“ok. try on my topten headguard and feetguards for size”, she reaches into my kit bag and gets a papercut and has been screaming for approx 10 mins straight. tut.

sleepy state of address

Daisy went to bed dressed correctly.  when she woke up she was inside out and back to front. special.

Homework security.

Daisy just entered my room with her completed homework.

Daisy: Mum – ive finished do you want to have a look?

Me: certainly Darbet, bring it here…

—  I look at a picture she has drawn and in the bottom corner i see she has initialed it.  On closer inspection i realise its actually a trademark – TM.

Me (wondering if she knew what it meant): Daisy what does this mean babe?

Daisy: its a Trademark. it took me ages to come up with that idea and now noone can copy it.

Me: right on Dais….right on.